WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MASKES ME SO ANGRY
(via kissjelly)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: matthewcodymoore, via mirkwoodling)
Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)
(via yallons)
Hey! Did you know:
- sex is okay
- so is masturbation
- watching porn won’t make you impure
- one night stands are okay too
- having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
- even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
- sex with the same gender is alright
- not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
- your body your choice no matter your gender
- shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
(via moonyandthediamonds)
do you ever realize you ship something and then simultaneously realize that you ship it really hard and then you just sit there and physically ache from how perfect they are and you just have to wonder where exactly it was that your life went so downhill
(via ddorne)